January 2012
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i just had a really. AMAZING. night.
me:
all of you in my head:
all of you in real life:
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le watching American Horror Story
my reaction:
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My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
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Fred and George.
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These people are like…
“Yes, get gay for me.”
And I’m just like…
“That’s incest.”
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This morning, while I was changing Audrey, I...
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I mean, it was just she and I, so why bother suppressing it, y’know?
She looked up at me and said “Me too, DaDa!”, very obviously made a concerted effort to push, and farted in response.
Proud father. Extremely proud father.
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003. The war was over, and Draco Malfoy was...
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