and i’m going to rant…now.
ok, so, there’s this girl i use to be best friends with in high school, we’ll call her Stupid for the sake of referencing. anyways, Stupid is that girl who always has a new boyfriend, who is, i quote, “so perfect, i love him so much! and his penis is so much bigger than *insert most recent ex’s name*!” the last time she said this in front of me, and a whole group of people, my immediate response was, “you say that about every guy you fuck, Stupid. i’m sure the next guy’s will be bigger than his, too. let’s place bets!”
Stupid is that girl who literally just jumps from guy to guy and it makes me want to punch my computer screen every goddamn time she post a fucking Facebook status about how much she loves whoever her boyfriend is for the month.
this literally drives me INSANE. i can’t understand why these guys go for her, she’s literally the most immature, whiny, selfish, narcissistic, and ungrateful person i have ever met. Stupid’s that girl who thinks she’s such hot shit when, in reality, she looks and acts like a 14 year old girl at the age of 20. Stupid makes these poor guys fall for her (how she does it is obviously by using some sort of sorcery) then either cheats on them or cheats on them or cheats on them, and, as someone who has personally been cheated on before, i am not ok with this. i know how awful it feels to have the person you love basically tell you without words that you just weren’t enough for them, while they were always more than enough for you. the reason Stupid and i stopped being best friends was because i actually told her boyfriend of 2 years that she had been cheating on him for literally half of their relationship, then went on to publicly call-out the guy she’d cheated on him with. no regrets.
Stupid’s been spoiled her whole life and appreciates nothing, constantly complaining about how her existence is so hard. she’s one of those typical “attention whores.” 90% of the shit that comes out of her mouth is a lie, i can’t even tell you how many times through the course of our friendship she told me she was pregnant. she talks about everyone behind their back, even if she claims you’re her “bestest friend!” i guess, overall, you could say that Stupid is just plain and simply fake.
the reason i’m about to literally kill Stupid is because she literally just broke up with her last boyfriend 5 days ago and already has another “Facebook official” boyfriend…here’s her relationship status change with all it’s comments:

i want to go off on her. the only reason i don’t is because she’s still friends with my best friend, Rachel, and i don’t want to create an issue for her because i know Stupid will put her in the middle of this…because she stupid. get it?
anyways, done. thanks :)