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"Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:04:39 -0400

““Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark.””

- N’tima (via breanna-lynn)

serpensortia88: More artwork by Mary GrandPre, artist of the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:33:50 -0400

serpensortia88:

More artwork by Mary GrandPre, artist of the American Harry Potter covers.

kpfun: A real mother is the most wonderful person in the world....

Wed, 08 May 2013 02:35:29 -0400

kpfun:

A real mother is the most wonderful person in the world. She’s someone who loves and cares for you and tells you stories. She’s the angel voice that bids you good night, kisses your cheek, whispers, “Sleep tight.”

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Sat, 27 Apr 2013 00:57:29 -0400

The original story of the little mermaid is that she must...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 00:16:27 -0400

The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

The artwork is too great not to reblog.

Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.

That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.

One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.

ollivander: riddlemetom: Potterheads for equality! #cause no...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 07:42:40 -0400

ollivander:

riddlemetom:

Potterheads for equality!

#cause no one deserves to live in a closet

the-absolute-funniest-posts: penandpage: What do your lines...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 09:53:24 -0400

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penandpage:

What do your lines say?

This is weird.

It’s Robert Pattinson in the days before Twilight.

Look at him, still smiling. There’s hope in his eyes. He can see a future before him, and he still believes that it can be good. He still has dreams.

It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell!

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thefrogman: The Muppets’ Salute to Canada [video]

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 01:01:07 -0500

thefrogman:

The Muppets’ Salute to Canada [video]

Favorite Moments from: Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 00:58:01 -0500

Favorite Moments from: Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog

fuckyeahmcgosling: [x]

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 23:53:21 -0500

fuckyeahmcgosling:

[x]

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Mon, 04 Mar 2013 12:45:48 -0500

the-absolute-funniest-posts: gillianjacobs: community...

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 10:51:59 -0500

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gillianjacobs:

community easter eggs: #7 Sneaky Monkey

In “Cooperative Calligraphy” (S02E08), known as the bottle episode, many missed that, when Dean Pelton enters the room, you can see the monkey stealing the pen.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: farfromgotham: Fun fact time: many...

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 10:22:44 -0500

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farfromgotham:

Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to associate with any pink objects.

It wasn’t because I didn’t like pink, it was because since I appeared female I was supposed to/ it was immediately assumed that I did and therefore it pissed me the ever-loving fuck off. I was ashamed to like it, which is terrible because pink is an awesome color. But when you shove it down young girls throats it gets really old, really fast.

Give the child the fucking rainbow, and if they pick pink, it’s not because they are female and/or effeminate, it’s because they like the color pink.

THIS.

Gosh this

I told my nephew this when he thought he was weird for liking pink stuff.

#it made him feel better

good

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heyholcomb: y-ep: Yes Agreed. This is everything that is...

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 23:41:31 -0500

heyholcomb:

y-ep:

Yes

Agreed.

This is everything that is right in the world.

My boyfriend is the best.

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 01:05:38 -0500

My boyfriend is the best.

People from the same fandom as you:

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 00:21:08 -0500

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tangerine-oranges:

zombiemob:

It had to be done, okay. | {Gif credit to owner}

this is gonna be me one day watch

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twistedingenue: tejaskatie: take-liberties: racketstory: cuma...

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 00:17:36 -0500

twistedingenue:

tejaskatie:

take-liberties:

racketstory:

cumaeansibyl:

suicideblonde:

Today would have been Mr Rogers’ 84th birthday. Thanks for showing me how to rock a cardigan and always been a kind neighbor.

true story:

one time some dudes stole mr. rogers’s car, and it got into the news, like you’d expect

the next day the car was back where he’d left it with a note that said “we’re so sorry, we never would’ve taken it if we’d known it was yours”

I like to think they recognized this as a sign from god and turned their lives around

another true story: mr. rogers lobbied in favor of vcrs back when the tv and movie industries were against them, because he wanted families to be able to record shows and watch them together

he was always, always thinking about children, letting them know it’s okay to be sad or scared or mad and how to deal with it, letting them know there’s at least one person in the world who loves them just the way they are

and no matter who you were, no matter why you crossed his path, he wanted to know about your life and understand you and be your friend

I believe he is a for-real saint and I wish I could be more like him but it’s okay, I know he loves me just the way I am

Another true story: one time he received a letter from a blind girl who mentioned that she gets nervous sometimes that he’d forget to feed the fish. From that moment on, he made some comment outloud about how he was feeding the fish so she and any other blind viewers would know that he hadn’t forgotten.

I’M 100% HERE FOR MR ROGERS STORIES, THE CAR ONE IS MY FAVORITE (ALTHOUGH APOCRYPHAL). HERE’S MY SECOND FAVORITE.

When Mr. Rogers met Koko the gorilla the first thing she did (after hugging him) was to help him take off his shoes because she was a regular viewer and that’s the first thing he always does in the show.

I’m also so happy that Mr. Rogers genuinely was as awesome as he seemed, because any sort of horrifying breaking news story about him having a dark side would have ruined my childhood.

Those who know me know that I try to live my day to day life by one rule: What Would Mister Rogers Do?

I fail at it a lot, but its good to have a goal that comes down to being kind and being sincere.

mindymaygan: emmahearts: genuinely the most beautiful thing...

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 23:56:36 -0500

mindymaygan:

emmahearts:

genuinely the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen

<333333333333333 oh my heart.

A for Abstinence

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 00:26:09 -0500

_{A for Abstinence}

the-absolute-funniest-posts: peaceroxi: Amelia no what, i cant...

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 23:58:49 -0500

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peaceroxi:

Amelia no

what, i cant help it

i am literally a fuzzy wiggly ball of happy

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